Never drink water. Ever.
No matter how much it's been processed, it's still got traces of fish semen in it.
Stick with whiskey, or sherry for the ladies.
I'm loving this thread!
And I agree, never drink water. Although, I prefer grain alcohol myself! We must preserve and protect our precious bodily fluids!
As General Ripper said: "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
Also, do remember to deny your "essence" to sexual partners...
