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Re: What Not to Do - no excuse
« Reply #150 on: July 25, 2011, 22:21:45 »
Am I the only one that thinks this is probably some 13 year old kid just trying to screw around on the internet? :whistle:

Nah, his spelling is too emaculate. I think I smell a poser with nothing better to do.  :facepalm:
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Re: What Not to Do - no excuse
« Reply #151 on: July 25, 2011, 23:33:09 »
Nah, his spelling is too emaculate. I think I smell a poser with nothing better to do.  :facepalm:

That or some idiot who showed up to BMQ, and couldn't hack it and or couldn't pass the PT to save his life. Thank god though the DS downed him fast, I had enough of the apparent "merc" last time he popped up on the boards.
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Re: no excuse (bmq tips)
« Reply #152 on: September 08, 2011, 05:18:09 »
So you were a drug trafficker before you were in the military?  Since those are the only people who generally get home invasions.  What was the outcome of the police investigation? 
Maybe that's why you are so good at smuggling your "ghost kit" for inspection?  What does a hooped shaving cream can feel like, anyway?

This was on the first page of the thread. I know it was a serious post, but good lord, was it funny. My first belly laugh of the day   :rofl:.

zipperhead_cop was replying to a drug dealer who somehow joined the Army. Then in his infinite brilliance, this drug dealing idiot goes  on an Army forum bragging about how well he hid his stash during trg  :facepalm:....

I really do think that he was hooping his stash, a hooped shaving cream can would certainly give him the perfect posture for standing at attention ;) . He also likely referred to his barracks as his "Cell Range" just to have "street cred" amongst his course-mates.
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Re: What Not to Do - no excuse
« Reply #153 on: September 08, 2011, 05:23:36 »
Look, I just want to rejoin you guys, okay?

Dang, he got hit with the Ban Hammer before I could say something to him and get a reply from him (or hope to anyways; he's likely too busy being the CO of his Call of Duty unit, which we all know counts as real military experience) .

In his case, as it's said on the internet "Obvious troll is obvious".
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Re: What Not to Do - no excuse
« Reply #154 on: April 09, 2012, 11:58:50 »
I don't see the big deal on the ghost kit, you have so much crap to do for inspection that not using a soap dish, toothbrush, razor and shaving cream are only 4 little things.  If you cut those corners with the ghost kit it is not going to make your bed that much better or your shoes shine that much nicer or your creases in your shirts that much sharper. 

Most instructors know people have them.

I hated cleaning my hair brush in basic and having to pick out all those long hairs so yes I had a GHOST hairbrush in my personal box.  It was not hidden and if and when they looked, I said yes I have 2 hair brushes and that was the end of it.  I did not throw it out or hide it somewhere else.  I did clean it, but not the 100% of what an inspection hair brush would look like. I suppose if I'd had 100 gross linty hairs in it they might have said WTF but it was clean.  Also I had an extra toothpaste and shaving cream can and razor.  Again it was not hidden and I did not lie when it was found in my personal box.

I think if you LIE about it your really in crap, point is don't lie and go out of your way to hide it because then it looks like your out to deceive them.  If it's found deal with it and move on.  If they say get rid of the so called ghost kit then get rid of it.

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Re: What Not to Do - no excuse
« Reply #155 on: April 09, 2012, 12:16:37 »
Hygiene is one of the reasons instructors hammer down on ghost kits.

Hygiene is vital, especially in a closed environment like 8 people living in a room the size of ones bedroom 'back home'.  Hygiene is also easily overlooked. Many people try to cut corners by not brushing their teeth. Not washing (yea it happens, a lot).  Inspecting a recruits wash kit teaches the normal make sure everything is the same, make sure everything is neat but it also indicates when a student isn't brushing their teeth or using soap in the morning.

And it always happens.
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Re: What Not to Do - no excuse
« Reply #156 on: April 09, 2012, 12:25:07 »


I hated cleaning my hair brush in basic

Should have shaved your hair.
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Re: What Not to Do - no excuse
« Reply #157 on: April 09, 2012, 12:43:43 »
Inspecting a recruits wash kit teaches the normal make sure everything is the same, make sure everything is neat but it also indicates when a student isn't brushing their teeth or using soap in the morning.

And it always happens.
"Did you brush your teeth this morning? Yea? so why is your tooth brush dry".

I usually had the real answer to if the Recruit brushed their teeth by the *aroma* of the air coming at me when they replied to the questions.  If they said yes and their breath smelled like they'd brushed and gargled with a cow-patty and sewer water, that was brought to their attention, and with the proper motiviation  ;D the recruit overcame this deficiency.

Same as washing;  it was pretty easy to pick out the stink-bags when standing in their bedspace or inspecting their personal dress.  If anyone thinks they are hiding or can hide the fact their personal hygiene is 'below standard', they're not and they can't for long.  After a few days, the stink-bags usually begin getting encouragement from coursemates to get with the program. 
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Re: What Not to Do - no excuse
« Reply #158 on: April 09, 2012, 16:10:25 »
I do agree with the funky smells that can come from some in basic, some people can get pretty ripe.

We have 4 teen boys in the house and some days, I'm like get the F in the shower. Ok, maybe I don't swear but I'd sure like to. 

LOL and times that by how many on a course?  60ish?  NAAAASTY