Author Topic: What's the dumbest thing you heard said today? (Read 298757 times)

PMedMoe · « **Reply #2825 on:** January 25, 2012, 09:32:24 »

Quote from: Rheostatic on January 25, 2012, 09:15:42

If you wait long enough.

Rogo · « **Reply #2826 on:** January 26, 2012, 13:57:55 »

Starting to realize that the dumbest thing I hear is the daily new thread titled "Am I a good ROTP candidate"?

jparkin · « **Reply #2827 on:** January 26, 2012, 15:13:10 »

Quote from: Rogo on January 26, 2012, 13:57:55

Starting to realize that the dumbest thing I hear is the daily new thread titled "Am I a good ROTP candidate"?

Foxhound · « **Reply #2828 on:** January 26, 2012, 19:09:50 »

"What's the cost to ship a CE738A#BGJ?" (I know what it is, but where do you want it to go?)

My reply: "Eleventy-two dollars plus a nickel."

David1997 · « **Reply #2829 on:** January 26, 2012, 21:46:31 »

All this stuff put together.

Journeyman · « **Reply #2830 on:** January 27, 2012, 00:48:23 »

Quote from: David1997 on January 26, 2012, 21:46:31

All this stuff put together.

Oh, right -- but you're not one of those 'brilliant' ROTP candidate posters......

[I try to ignore the Recruiting threads; but you're fair game, posting out here with the grown-ups

]

RemembranceDay · « **Reply #2831 on:** January 27, 2012, 01:20:33 »

Quote from: Journeyman on January 27, 2012, 00:48:23

Oh, right -- but you're not one of those 'brilliant' ROTP candidate posters......

[I try to ignore the Recruiting threads; but you're fair game, posting out here with the grown-ups ]

Sorry, shoulda warned him... Shoulda coulda woulda.

CanadianTire · « **Reply #2832 on:** January 27, 2012, 01:38:34 »

Quote from: Foxhound on January 26, 2012, 19:09:50

"What's the cost to ship a CE738A#BGJ?" (I know what it is, but where do you want it to go?)

My reply: "Eleventy-two dollars plus a nickel."

Not a bad shipping rate on that.

medicineman · « **Reply #2833 on:** January 27, 2012, 09:01:33 »

Quote from: RemembranceDay on January 27, 2012, 01:20:33

Sorry, shoulda warned him... Shoulda coulda woulda...why bother?

There, fixed that for you.

MM

RemembranceDay · « **Reply #2834 on:** January 27, 2012, 16:08:22 »

Quote from: medicineman on January 27, 2012, 09:01:33

There, fixed that for you.

MM

Sorry, it's just that we're friends.

medicineman · « **Reply #2835 on:** January 27, 2012, 19:42:04 »

Even more reason not to bother then...have fun at their expense

MM

Macey · « **Reply #2836 on:** January 27, 2012, 20:09:13 »

Quote from: Journeyman on January 27, 2012, 00:48:23

[I try to ignore the Recruiting threads; but you're fair game, posting out here with the grown-ups ]

Can't rape the willing... hahaha..

Cui · « **Reply #2837 on:** January 27, 2012, 20:50:45 »

Quote from: TN on January 27, 2012, 20:09:13

Can't rape the willing... hahaha..

Unless they're underage, it's statutory rape then

Macey · « **Reply #2838 on:** January 27, 2012, 21:18:00 »

Okay you win... haha

Boysen · « **Reply #2839 on:** January 28, 2012, 02:53:44 »

Came across this gem today. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9027394/France-plans-Napoleonland.html

"Other curious potential attractions include a ski run through a battlefield "surrounded by the frozen bodies of soldiers and horses" and a recreation of Louis XVI being guillotined during the revolution – the precursor to Napoleon’s rise to power.

"It's going to be fun for the family,” he Mr Jégo told the Times."

Pusser · « **Reply #2840 on:** January 29, 2012, 12:28:19 »

The French often seem to overlook the fact that Napoleon lost in the end...

As for major displays on Napoleon's losses? That's like Disneyland putting one on where the crowds get to watch Bugs Bunny kick Mickey's butt (which he so totally could)!

ModlrMike · « **Reply #2841 on:** February 07, 2012, 00:49:16 »

Not so much heard as read:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-16920866

SeaWorld sued over 'enslaved' killer whales

Five killer whales have been named as plaintiffs in a court case which argues they deserve the same constitutional protection from slavery as humans.

Pusser · « **Reply #2842 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:13:19 »

I want to see the lawyers confer with their clients.

Jim Seggie · « **Reply #2843 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:17:44 »

Quote from: Pusser on February 07, 2012, 10:13:19

I want to see the lawyers confer with their clients.

I'd prefer that the PETA people confer with the killer whales - that would be amusing.

"Here, get in this wet suit and hop in the tank with them - they really are nothing but big friendly dolphins....

....you'll love it!!!!"

GAP · « **Reply #2844 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:25:46 »

Quote from: Jim Seggie on February 07, 2012, 10:17:44

I'd prefer that the PETA people confer with the killer whales - that would be amusing.

"Here, get in this wet suit and hop in the tank with them - they really are nothing but big friendly dolphins.... ....you'll love it!!!!" As you blow on your whistle signalling that it's "Supper Time!!"

Jim Seggie · « **Reply #2845 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:28:20 »

Thank you for fixing that for me.

Pusser · « **Reply #2846 on:** February 07, 2012, 10:54:15 »

Even better, they should dress as their favourite mascot - a seal (synthetic fur of course - like a plastic food wrapper).

GhostofJacK · « **Reply #2847 on:** February 07, 2012, 14:43:16 »

i find that the dumbest thing i heard today or any day at that are the people who come on to the forums and type a really long and complciated sentence or querie in such a way that as you are reading it you slowly begin to realise there are no commas or periods and then your lungs almost burn from the fact that the writer has not grammtically instructed you to breathe by using those literary devices and i find that its a really fascinating thought that you 'run out of breath' from simply reading a very enlongated run-on sentence.

Welcome to the forums.

GAP · « **Reply #2848 on:** February 07, 2012, 14:46:12 »

Quote from: GhostofJacK on February 07, 2012, 14:43:16

i find that the dumbest thing i heard today or any day at that are the people who come on to the forums and type a really long and complciated sentence or querie in such a waybreathe that as you are reading it you slowly begin to realise there are no commas or periods and then your lungs almost burn from the fact that the writer has not grammtically instructed you to breathe breatheby using those literary devices and i find that its a really fascinating thought that you 'run out of breath' from simply reading a very enlongated run-on sentence. breathe

Welcome to the forums.

Strike · « **Reply #2849 on:** February 07, 2012, 14:53:57 »

GAP -- that was sarcasm...

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