Author Topic: The Manly Thread (Read 77968 times)

HavokFour · « **on:** July 31, 2010, 14:35:56 »

Here we will post the most manly thing we have done today. Women are more than welcome as they can be even more manly than us men sometimes.

Today I knocked down a tree with my bare hands.

Sapplicant · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2010, 15:05:36 »

I took a piss standing up. Is that manly enough?

ArmyVern · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2010, 15:10:17 »

Today I threatened to cut him off for the remainder of the millenium because he wouldn't go to Timmies to get me a coffee.

I won. Instantly.

Girls rule.

Technoviking · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2010, 15:23:35 »

Quote from: ArmyVern on July 31, 2010, 15:10:17

Today I threatened to cut him off for the remainder of the millenium because he wouldn't go to Timmies to get me a coffee.

I won. Instantly.

Girls rule.

Using sex as a weapon is quite un-manly. Getting Timmies to avoid getting cut-off, is quite manly

Guy Incognito · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2010, 15:24:35 »

Yesterday, I wrestled with an alligator. Just for fun.

PPCLI Guy · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2010, 15:45:47 »

Today I put up my "I Love Me" wall in the office, and then put the finishing touches on my library / man cave.

Sadly, in order to do that I also had to hang curtains.

Michael O'Leary · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2010, 16:15:02 »

Quote from: PPCLI Guy on July 31, 2010, 15:45:47

Sadly, in order to do that I also had to hang curtains.

It's OK if they are in a fabric you wouldn't be embarrassed to wear as a kilt.

Old Sweat · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2010, 16:36:51 »

I pointed out to my wife a couple of streaks she left when she cleaned the windshield on our RV.

Technoviking · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2010, 16:58:59 »

Quote from: Old Sweat on July 31, 2010, 16:36:51

I pointed out to my wife a couple of streaks she left when she cleaned the windshield on our RV.

Nice! Double whammy! First getting her to clean your RV and then correcting her when she was junk at it

cavalryman · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2010, 17:09:06 »

Today.... I cooked meat with fire

and ate it with my hands.....

ballz · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2010, 17:49:12 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo

Showering like a man (vs woman)

Nemecek · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2010, 18:28:21 »

I don't know which I find more amusing about this topic. The responses posted or the OP's portrait of 19th century Victorian steel tycoon.

This thread just combines my two favourite things: Chauvinism and time travel!

And in response, the manliest thing I've done was hauling a bunch of 12 foot long railroad ties around my backyard to build a few flower beds. Of course I had a tie on each shoulder at the time, shirtless with some Tool blasting from the deck. Some of you may say "Woah, flowers? Hardly manly".

I'm shaping the Earth with my bare hands and looking good at the same time. Fear me.

GloriaVictis · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2010, 18:43:59 »

The manliest thing I've done today is clean my Beretta....then I painted my toe nails, so that kind of counter-acted the manliness though.

recceguy · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2010, 20:26:29 »

Tidied up the man cave and moved all the wife's things back out. (She keeps secreting little things in there). Upgraded the fridge and filled it with beer. Fired up the man cave computer and updated it all. Took stock of the ammo out there, sat down, lit a mosquito coil, drank beer and observed my handywork while listening to the local rock station. Tomorrow is for playing at whack-frig.

Bruce Monkhouse · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2010, 22:07:48 »

Spent 11 hours on the beach watching ~~hundreds of large breasted extremely fit~~ women play beach volleyball.

Sapplicant · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2010, 22:29:15 »

Just spent the better part of 10 hours drinking Alpine and watching NASCAR. During the breaks between races and during cautions, managed to weed and water the garden (No flowers, just carrots, beans, cucumber, and swiss chard), whipper snip some weeds, and hack a couple stumps out of the part of the yard that used to be over-grown, using a steel rod and a spade. Did I mention that the time spent outside was spent mostly with an Export-A blue (DARK) hanging out of my mouth?

armychick2009 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2010, 22:39:17 »

I built most of an outhouse at a cottage... does that count?

DexOlesa · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2010, 23:05:49 »

Sanded and Stained the deck

Technoviking · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2010, 23:49:10 »

I had sex with a woman. Nothing more manly than that. Except for maybe building an outhouse at a cottage. That's hardcore manly!!!!

eurowing · « **Reply #19 on:** August 01, 2010, 02:24:37 »

I pretty much convinced the Missus that we can buy 16 more cylinders!! From half a world away. This will boost my cylinder index from a very manly 35 to a eye popping 51. (slightly shamed by 6 of them being in a mini-van) Everyone knows men are judged on their cylinder index.

milnews.ca · « **Reply #20 on:** August 01, 2010, 05:13:43 »

I baked bread.

Using flour, yeast, salt and water, or ingredients even a six-year-old can recognize.

Without a pre-mix.

Without a bread-making machine.

marshall sl · « **Reply #21 on:** August 01, 2010, 05:20:53 »

Had a 2 cigars in the living room, watched 2 CFL Games then watched the RAT PACK. And drank 1/2 a bottle of bourbon

Stacked · « **Reply #22 on:** August 01, 2010, 06:58:19 »

Smashed my TV on the driveway because it looked at me wrong.

armychick2009 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 01, 2010, 11:23:58 »

Quote from: eurowing on August 01, 2010, 02:24:37

I pretty much convinced the Missus that we can buy 16 more cylinders!! From half a world away. This will boost my cylinder index from a very manly 35 to a eye popping 51. (slightly shamed by 6 of them being in a mini-van) Everyone knows men are judged on their cylinder index.

Keeping the missus and kids happy with those 6 cylinders is vitally important in being able to obtain the others. Think of it as those 6 cylinders taking one for the team! 6 must be sacrificed for the good of the other 45!!

spear · « **Reply #24 on:** August 01, 2010, 12:29:28 »

Yesterday, i poked King Kong's hairy *** with my X7 M4 Carbine Tippmann! - Nahhh

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